Start Dating an ugly woman

Dating an ugly woman

We all have flaws, but in the case of an ugly chick her main down side is that all of her flaws landed smack-dab on her face.

You’re now frozen in place, as that girl who could be easily mistaken for the missing link comes flying towards you and begins hurdling over chairs and tables like Magilla Gorilla during the summer Olympic tryouts. When The Two Of You Go Out, She Is Always A Head-Turner. You gotta keep in mind that the Moon has seen more male landings than her vagina.

No matter where you go, is your girlfriend constantly stopped and mistaken for any of the following celebrities? Sometimes She’ll Wanna Have Sex With The Lights On. While most girls will pick lotions and perfumes that have the scent of flowers, fruit, or candy, a more facially challenged girl will pick powerful aromas that are more familiar to her. Loyalty runs deep in an ugly girl’s blood, partially because of her family’s long standing history as police dogs.

Like a hunting dog finding a dead duck in dark swampy waters, she has the tracking skills to find you anywhere and everywhere.